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For people who’d rather stay home

One-star reviews of humanity, a deer that asks you not to approach and coffee for people who need it. Dry humor on shirts, mugs and a tote, made to order.

  • People One Star Shirt – Total Waste of Time by SarcasmArt – A one-star review of humanity: “People – total waste of time and energy”.

    People One Star Shirt – Total Waste of Time

    A one-star review of humanity: “People – total waste of time and energy”.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • People One Star Mug – Total Waste of Time by SarcasmArt – The one-star review of people, now holding your coffee.

    People One Star Mug – Total Waste of Time

    The one-star review of people, now holding your coffee.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • People One Star Shirt – Would Uninstall by SarcasmArt – “People – would uninstall if possible”, rated one star.

    People One Star Shirt – Would Uninstall

    “People – would uninstall if possible”, rated one star.

    Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft combed cotton · made to order

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  • People One Star Mug – Would Uninstall by SarcasmArt – One star for people, five stars for coffee.

    People One Star Mug – Would Uninstall

    One star for people, five stars for coffee.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • I’m Not Anti-Social Shirt by SarcasmArt – An introvert classic for people who are not anti-social, just selective.

    I’m Not Anti-Social Shirt

    An introvert classic for people who are not anti-social, just selective.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Please Do Not Approach Fawn Shirt by SarcasmArt – A vintage woodland deer that politely asks you not to approach.

    Please Do Not Approach Fawn Shirt

    A vintage woodland deer that politely asks you not to approach.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Romantic Gothic Vampire Shirt by SarcasmArt – Victorian roses, a moon and bats with the line “I only come out at night”.

    Romantic Gothic Vampire Shirt

    Victorian roses, a moon and bats with the line “I only come out at night”.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Gothic Rose Tote Bag by SarcasmArt – The vampire rose and moon design on an everyday tote bag.

    Gothic Rose Tote Bag

    The vampire rose and moon design on an everyday tote bag.

    Cotton canvas tote bag · made to order

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  • More Espresso Less Depresso Shirt by SarcasmArt – A retro coffee graphic for people powered by espresso.

    More Espresso Less Depresso Shirt

    A retro coffee graphic for people powered by espresso.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Anti-Social Beach Shirt by SarcasmArt – A retro sunset vacation tee for people who go on holiday to avoid people.

    Anti-Social Beach Shirt

    A retro sunset vacation tee for people who go on holiday to avoid people.

    Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft combed cotton · made to order

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Prices, colors and sizes are shown on Etsy. Links open our shop SarcasmArtPrints on etsy.com.

Why SarcasmArt

Small studio, dry humor.

  • Original designsEvery slogan and illustration is created by SarcasmArt. No slogan factory, no copies.
  • Made to orderNothing sits in a warehouse. Your item is printed after you order it.
  • Printed close to youOrders go to a production partner near your address when one is available.

Questions

Before you ask.

How do the shirts fit?
All shirts are unisex. Comfort Colors 1717 tees have a relaxed, slightly boxy fit; Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are a little slimmer. Every Etsy listing has a size chart in inches and centimeters.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is made to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, then it ships with tracking where available. Etsy shows the delivery estimate for your address before you pay.
Where is my order printed?
Our print partners route orders to a production site near your delivery address whenever one is available, for example in the EU, the UK or the US. Customs or fees, if any, are shown at checkout.
Can I return or exchange an item?
The return and exchange terms are shown on every Etsy listing. If something arrives damaged or wrong, message us on Etsy with a photo and we will sort it out.

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SarcasmArt is an independent design label run by Sarcasm Art UG (haftungsbeschränkt), based in Bad Bramstedt, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. SarcasmArt creates sarcastic T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and gifts with dry humor and a retro look – covering office life, introverts, animals with attitude and the #MEGA “Make Europe Great Again” satire collection. It sells through two Etsy shops: SarcasmArtDE for German-language designs produced in Germany, and SarcasmArtPrints for English designs and digital downloads shipped worldwide. Every item is printed to order by production partners after purchase. Ideas and slogans are SarcasmArt's own; AI tools used in the design process are disclosed.