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Secret Santa for the office, sorted

Ten Secret Santa picks that people actually use: mugs for the desk, shirts for casual Friday and one cap for the bare-minimum crowd. Mugs are the safe choice when you don’t know the size.

  • Timesheet Fraud Coffee Mug by SarcasmArt – The same work-life balance line for the coffee break you definitely earned.

    Timesheet Fraud Coffee Mug

    The same work-life balance line for the coffee break you definitely earned.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • Work Chat Emoji Office Mug by SarcasmArt – The missing work-chat emoji, printed on a black mug for the office desk.

    Work Chat Emoji Office Mug

    The missing work-chat emoji, printed on a black mug for the office desk.

    11 oz ceramic mug, black · made to order

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  • People One Star Mug – Total Waste of Time by SarcasmArt – The one-star review of people, now holding your coffee.

    People One Star Mug – Total Waste of Time

    The one-star review of people, now holding your coffee.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • People One Star Mug – Would Uninstall by SarcasmArt – One star for people, five stars for coffee.

    People One Star Mug – Would Uninstall

    One star for people, five stars for coffee.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • Pew Pew Capybara Mug by SarcasmArt – The laser capybara on a coffee mug.

    Pew Pew Capybara Mug

    The laser capybara on a coffee mug.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • Sarcasm Is My Superpower Unicorn Mug by SarcasmArt – A retro rainbow unicorn that admits its real superpower.

    Sarcasm Is My Superpower Unicorn Mug

    A retro rainbow unicorn that admits its real superpower.

    11 oz ceramic mug · made to order

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  • Timesheet Fraud Work-Life Balance Shirt by SarcasmArt – A retro sunset with palm trees and the line “Timesheet fraud is just a toxic term for work-life balance”.

    Timesheet Fraud Work-Life Balance Shirt

    A retro sunset with palm trees and the line “Timesheet fraud is just a toxic term for work-life balance”.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Work Chat Emoji Office Shirt by SarcasmArt – For everyone who misses the middle finger emoji in the team chat.

    Work Chat Emoji Office Shirt

    For everyone who misses the middle finger emoji in the team chat.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • I Can Explain It to You Shirt by SarcasmArt – “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you” – for teachers, engineers and project leads.

    I Can Explain It to You Shirt

    “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you” – for teachers, engineers and project leads.

    Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton · made to order

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  • Bare Minimum Dad Hat by SarcasmArt – An embroidered dad cap for people who give exactly the bare minimum.

    Bare Minimum Dad Hat

    An embroidered dad cap for people who give exactly the bare minimum.

    Embroidered cotton dad hat · made to order

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Prices, colors and sizes are shown on Etsy. Links open our shop SarcasmArtPrints on etsy.com.

Why SarcasmArt

Small studio, dry humor.

  • Original designsEvery slogan and illustration is created by SarcasmArt. No slogan factory, no copies.
  • Made to orderNothing sits in a warehouse. Your item is printed after you order it.
  • Printed close to youOrders go to a production partner near your address when one is available.

Questions

Before you ask.

How do the shirts fit?
All shirts are unisex. Comfort Colors 1717 tees have a relaxed, slightly boxy fit; Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are a little slimmer. Every Etsy listing has a size chart in inches and centimeters.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is made to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, then it ships with tracking where available. Etsy shows the delivery estimate for your address before you pay.
Where is my order printed?
Our print partners route orders to a production site near your delivery address whenever one is available, for example in the EU, the UK or the US. Customs or fees, if any, are shown at checkout.
Can I return or exchange an item?
The return and exchange terms are shown on every Etsy listing. If something arrives damaged or wrong, message us on Etsy with a photo and we will sort it out.
What if I don’t know their size?
Pick a mug. Mugs fit everyone and survive every office kitchen.

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SarcasmArt is an independent design label run by Sarcasm Art UG (haftungsbeschränkt), based in Bad Bramstedt, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. SarcasmArt creates sarcastic T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and gifts with dry humor and a retro look – covering office life, introverts, animals with attitude and the #MEGA “Make Europe Great Again” satire collection. It sells through two Etsy shops: SarcasmArtDE for German-language designs produced in Germany, and SarcasmArtPrints for English designs and digital downloads shipped worldwide. Every item is printed to order by production partners after purchase. Ideas and slogans are SarcasmArt's own; AI tools used in the design process are disclosed.